FROM CHICAGO WITH LOVE

d0cpr0fess0r:

awesomephilia:

Aww, there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom! (via)

I’ll bet she’s getting all choked up

I hope he says yes. A no might be hard to swallow.

JennaMarbles - How Guys Fall Asleep

GPOY

Best pose for the Google map car.

Someone love me. This being alone shit isn’t fun anymore.

Let’s bike ride to our fuck hut. ;)

How to tell someone you like you like them.

Gif Edition.

I”m starting to think that the whole world made a deal not to have sex with me.

or date me.

or sit next to me.

Mama told me to squeeze my butt-cheeks together. “Squeeze’em tight” she said.

Friend: One time my parents went away and I threw this epic party that went into 6 in the morning.
Other Friend: Dude, one time while my parents were out I brought this girl back to the house and we had sex for like three hours.
Me: One time I was alone in the house, so I pooped with the door open.

hipposgorawr:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

No, but now I am going to start. Thanks.

Actually when I look at some one, I wonder what their cum face looks like.

OMG yes, this is wifey material right here.

Stupid United States, why does it have to ban the best commercials ever.

One of the best moments in life:

When your girl undresses in front of you. 8)